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Tess Taylor’s Only Friends Are Her Fans

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tess Taylor is so pathetic. First of all, her boyfriend and “future husband” Kevin Scholato is a major loser and former junkie like Tess is. Second of all, Tess has no friends besides her boyfriend, so a few months ago Tess decided to become friends with her “biggest fan” named Nicole Scoloveno and Nicole’s former fiancé Justin… so they would double date for a while, until Tess got bored of Nicole. Tess used her, because Nicole would buy Tess gifts all the time. Third of all, now Tess is friends with some other fan through Instagram named Steffanie Blum because this Steffanie chick is just as obsessed with Cats as Tess is. Both are crazy cat ladies. Tess recently posted on Instagram that Steffanie AKA her fan and “friend of the week” sent Tess a whole bunch of presents in the mail. That is the only reason Tess makes friends with her fans… so that way, Tess’s broke ass gets gifts all the time. I give it a few weeks until Tess decides to never speak to this Steffanie chick ever again. Lastly, Kevin’s first cousin named Kat Scholoto (girlfriend of Taylor J Burt from the trashy show Myrtle Manor) said that Tess and Kevin are STILL junkie’s and they steal money from all their friends and family members. They are major low lives. Tess, you need to get friends who are NOT your obsessive fans… but Tess loves how she can manipulate these fans in to believing they are her friends so she can keep getting random gifts all the time. She’s so pathetic.

Tess you should look into creating an Amazon wish list. You can get way better items from randoms…not Ginger Tea (gross).- nik

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Gold Digger Of The Year Liz Pauley

December 22, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 6


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Liz Pauley from Chicago, and her new HUSBAND Chad Jackson. She has NO SHAME. She clearly only married him for money, and anyone who even considers thinking otherwise is a complete idiot, dude is like 55, fat, bald, just all around sick. Deduct 3 years from her age and he would be considered a pedophile. I wonder how those old saggy Dad balls feel in her mouth. Her relationship status is “complicated” because she doesn’t know whether to consider this a marriage or a permanent hooker for hire arrangement. Don’t be fooled dear, you are a prostitute. She found an old chump who she spreads her crusty legs for, and in return, gets to shop at BEBE and walk around with a huge ring. Hooker will never have to work in her life. How is he not beyond humiliated to bring that train wreck looking crack head around his family and friends? You can find a younger, attractive, established, and educated woman who can complement you as a man. But she isn’t even attractive, educated, or classy, she looks like typical zero gravity bust down, the worst kind, with that white nasty hair and orange face, and hooker blue makeup. No class. No taste. Sick what bitches will do for comfort and money, and the dumb foolish men who fall for it. Can’t wait for dude to run into some money problems and she’ll be on the next old rich slob’s knob. Bet his kids are real proud of their Dad for marrying someone who could be his granddaughter.

I’m guessing GED is the education level. Correct me if I’m wrong.- nik

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Restraining Order’s BFF

December 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, anyone have info on Restraining Orders BFF? She is seen in most of her pictures on here. They parade around LA together in a pack.  She is hot in some pictures and not hot in others.

Restraining Order is aging rapidly…this is going to be a long 2015 for her. I decided.- nik

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Does Tinder Work For You Girls

December 21, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to ask your female audience about their Tinder experiences. I have been on 4 Tinder dates and they were the biggest waste of time. 1 of them met me at a bar, we had 1 shot and 1 drink each and he then just asked me to go back to his house and f*ck him!!! WTF right? The other 3, took me to dinner, paid for it and then assumed I should f*ck them… I’m beyond confused because I know several girls that found their significant other on Tinder… so ladies, has this happened to you.

Are you dumb? Tinder is an app for sex not relationships.- nik

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Tiesto Is A Good Guy

December 21, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 21


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all the girls that bang Tiesto. Don’t forget about his bar-back days.

It’s ok. I was an Eurkel fan back in the day too.- nik

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A Message From

December 21, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Manhattan, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


I just want to warn everyone this is the high season for DUI’s. Please drink responsibly and wear a condom. A lot of big mistakes happen around Christmas — so don’t piss off your family and Santa. Seriously, don’t drink and drive…no matter how much you want to touch the +2′s.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Is On Point

December 21, 2014 Chin-Chilla, The Dirty, Toronto 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chin-Chilla is straight 100% back to being her best. This girl is incredible and is just an inspiration to so many young girls. Don’t buy into being fat girls, stop being lazy.

Chinny the +2′s look a little flat. Lets fix that please.- nik

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Rayster Michaels Is A Fraud

December 21, 2014 Dirty Business, Hollywood, The Dirty 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, scouting the Social-mediasphere for talent with marketable film projects on deck… Scripts must meet the demands of contemporary film audiences. Associates may only submit projects that have already secured partial funding. THAT WAS FROM A MEDIA RELEASE FOR DREAM CINEMA PRODUCTIONS. Notice it says that you have to have partial funding!? This is why the bad press about these guys is out. They take the money you give them and do not produce a product!!!! Rayster Michaels, AKA Ray Quiroga etc. is scamming investors and associates out of thousands and trying to go for “millions”. He runs with a pack of crackheads. See pic. Run from these idiots. Archstone Distribution is now working with them, they will find out soon enough how bad of a business decision that was. They mention that Universal is in with them however I work with Universal and they have never heard of this idiot so obviously another fake to try to win money out of investors. RUN!!

I was wondering where Hurley went.- nik

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