Your Thoughts On Bri Neal

October 24, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 1


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bri Neal. She is from Canada and seems to fit the criteria of your standard: thin, big boobs, blonde and tanned. So Nik, whats the verdict on this beauty?

Tell me more. The tip of her nose concerns me and her hip length doesn’t do her any favors, but I think we can be Facebook friends.- nik

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Bruna Lima’s Is A Liar

October 24, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hate when these Instagram ”models” get ass implants or liposuction then post gym selfies as if they worked for it. Bruna Lima, PRIME EXAMPLE! She claims shes all natural but its so damn obvious she has disgusting looking ass implants that hang off her body. Bruna Lima if your reading this PLEASE sue your surgeon!

Now breast implants are not an option, they are mandatory. Bruna your body is not proportional.- nik

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Chicago Gold Digger

October 24, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 4


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we’ve all said a lot about this one through the years, she’s a true veteran. But, put her on Blast! She’s been with 4 guys at last count over the last month! A true pro!! She thinks she’s fooling everyone. There’s the always present Jim Leonardo, the car thief George, the ex cuvee door guy, Mike, the doctor “friend” mish. Did I loose count? And some other dapper cuvee client with a big smile. This one is off the hook gold digger. Use one guy and on to the next. Jenn, you are disgusting. You’ve been with more guys in one year than most girls in a lifetime. Dumb as rocks too. Take it from me..I’ve been there and done that! Piece of work she is.

You can see where the upper lip piercing use to be. So sad.- nik

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These Are Pretty Bad

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 13


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is this? Since you are the +2′s expert explain what the hell is going on. Sadly this old busted chick thinks she is the sh*t. All because the thirsty black knights that pump her head up on Instagram.

I always wondered how the old Hilton logo sweats.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to read Couples Therapy Episode 7 recap and what is the cause to Jenna Jameson’s madness!!

Click Here to see Khloe Kardashian wearing some tight fit clothes… Khloe masks her problems by injecting fat deposits in her ass!!

Click Here to see Olivia Munn at the American Ballet Theatre Gala… no one told her it’s not a costume party!!

Click Here to see Lauren Conrad’s new haircut… first one she has had in years!!

Click Here to see a very pregnant Kourtney Kardashian… those are naturally organic wide hips caused by pregnancy… no filler or injectables!!

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Working Girl Or Model/Personal Trainer

October 23, 2014 Pittsburgh, The Dirty 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sarah Evelyn aka Sarah Badges-Canning. She hails from the Pittsburgh area but now is in Cincinatti/Covington Kentucky. She claims she is a promotional model or personal trainer, with all of her workout pics she posts all over IG. But she drives a BMW, never talks about work, and has pictures in hotels. What do you think…..working girl or “model”?

Why are they always buff from Pittsburgh? It’s like they lift fire logs in the winters and flex in the summers.- nik

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My Now Ex Took Tyffanee C. Smith To The Playboy Mansion Instead Of Me

October 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she calls herself Tyffanee C. Smith. My ex(a sleazy British exotic car salesman) took her and hooker Renee Davis to the Playboy Mansion Halloween party instead of me – guess I wasn’t trashy enough(that’s why he’s my ex!.  Here she is at his house (I recognize the terrible art work!) taking selfies! I guess it didn’t work out as she claims she’s not going this year. I hope he at least got laid (and maybe a drd) out of it!

I’m not digging the Where’s Waldo costume. Black chicks don’t convert when it comes to white chick costumes. I decided.- nik


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Top Notch “Rich” Prick

October 23, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 14


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this man whore trolls for underage girls with two Tinder and multiple online dating profiles. He thinks he is a god with his two cars, horse and condo when his money comes from his mommy and daddy. He is a complete psychopath and is constantly trying to lure little girls because he thinks he is smarter than them. Please call this guy out on his ridiculous sh*t.

He looks like Hack Murphy.- nik

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